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You’re so self absorbed I bet you finish your own sandwiches.

Don’t kill yourself, please.


If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

(via holmescoat)



Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.

and then she ended up being a fembot and tried to shoot him with her boobs but he was too shagalicious

(via silversparkler3)

*at mcdonalds*

Mcdonalds guy: There’s going to be a two minute wait im sorry for the inconvenience.

Friend: Okay.

Mcdonalds guy: If you sit down I can bring it to you momentarily.

Friend: Okay.

Me: *to friend* Say thank you!!

Mcdonalds guy: Thank you.

You can tell its half term soon because Im starting to malfunction.


So you want to make an OC?: A Masterpost of Ways to Create, Develop, and Make Good OCs!

i made this masterpost in hopes that it helps you in making your own OCs ah;; it can also apply to developing RP characters i suppose! if you’d like to add more resources then go for it sugar pea (´ヮ`)!

How to Write Better OCs:

Character Development:


Mary Sue/Gary Stu







again, this is to help inspire you or help establish your OCs! i hope you get a lot of info and help from this ahh ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ

(Source: herorosalyn, via spoopy-mar-co-polo)



dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka, via literallyrad)

So I downloaded a period app and It lets you put your own symptoms in

Tellitubby to telli-tanked

So me and my friends met some sweet people on omegle

" Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same "

- Catherine Earnshaw - Wuthering Heights


who the fuck do you think you are

(Source: frlg, via blackkyurems-deactivated2014033)

Because YES

(Source:, via tm73)